Me: Good morning (hands post over)
Customer: I don't want any bills this morning.
Me: Good morning (hands post over, again)
Customer: Just more junk, it can go straight in the bin.
(I do love to know I am spending my morning usefully)
Me : Good morning
Customer: Anything for us today?
Me: No, nothing today.
Customer: Oh dear, nobody loves us:-(
I can't bloody win!!!!
(Picture is by someone called Thomas Liddall Armitage, but he is not significant enough to have a Wiki page)